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Once these are gone, revenue share closes.
Chomp - Funder's
Edition Plush
The cuddly mascot that feeds you back.
Price
$NaN
Get $0.10 back every time a Chomp is sold.
Description:
Snuggle up with this ultra-soft plush companion, designed for comfort and sustainability. Standing 26 cm (10 in) tall and 18 cm (7 in) wide, it's the perfect size for little arms—or a cozy desk friend.
Crafted with care, the exterior is made from 100% recycled rPET, giving plastic a second life without compromising on softness. Inside, it's filled with hypo-allergenic PP-cotton, making it safe for sensitive skin and endless hugs.
Perfect for all ages, eco-conscious, and irresistibly huggable.
Earn your revenue share in:
$NOMU
$XBORG
Why You'll Love Chomp
Remember when people reserved a Cybertruck? Well same principle; except Elon never cut you in on sales. We do. Every Chomp sold in retail will trigger a buyback of $X NOMU + $X XBG sent to the pre-buyers.
1 × Chomp Funder's Edition Plush
Silky micro-plush and double-stitched seams mean Chomp survives cuddle marathons.
Matte gradient air-brushing + embroidered facial features give a premium, collectible vibe.
Machine-wash cold in a pillowcase, air-dry.
- Place Chomp squarely on your chest.
- Hug firmly for 15 minutes (minimum) every day.
- Feel the warm-and-fuzzy, heart-melting feelings seep in.
Side effects: sudden smiles, reduced stress, and recurrent token payouts.
Approved for ages 2–99.
EU + UK only (for now). We're working on global logistics, but we're starting close to home so we can nail the experience.
Lead time: up to 4 months after the batch closes—think Kickstarter-style production.
You'll get an email at every milestone:
- Factory tooling done
- Plushies stuffed & QC'd
- Boats in the water / trucks on the road
- Out for local delivery 🚚
We're a newborn startup testing a brand-new "pre-buy + revenue share" model, so cash refunds aren't available yet.
Quality promise: if your Chomp arrives damaged, we'll rush-replace it at our cost.